God, I'm bored!
® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 13:39 GMT

In the office, damn all work to do, and there isn't even anyone posting in here.

Someone do something entertaining.


Please.

Re: God, I'm bored!
God (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 13:44 GMT

Didn't you get an Atari for Xmas? Or a Grifter?

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 13:52 GMT

A what or a what? And could I use either of them at work?

Re: God, I'm bored!
God (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 13:55 GMT

An Atari - to play PONG on (I got one of them ) an' a GRIFTER - to race around the car park on, build a couple of ramps using convertible cars then you can use all 3 gears.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:03 GMT

30 years ago possibly, this year, no.



And if anyone starts using Sebastian to build a cycle ramp there will be TROUBLE!!!!



*visions of skater bois*



Time for a fagbreak I think

Re: God, I'm bored!
God (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:13 GMT

Can I suggest you browse ebay on your return. Be careful and don't bid carelessly. I have just won an auction for some collectable Geri Halliwell promo CD's and I just put a £550 bid in for a Raleigh Chopper I'm off into the car park to build a few ramps...

Re: God, I'm bored!
® tonyinbkk (in Thailand) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:33 GMT

God won't help you, Melba dearest - what you need is to get out and go have an in-between drink (as in "in between Christmas and New Year").

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:34 GMT

Do they sell skater bois on ebay? Wow!

£550 for a Chopper? They were less than £50 new!

Re: God, I'm bored!
Nietzsche (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:37 GMT

That God is an impostor.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:38 GMT

tony, I did that last night. We thought we'd have a quiet pint in the "Cock in Hand" which, of course, became two. By that time it was 10.15 so just time for a quick last pint in the "Fleur de Lys" which, of course, became two. Then they decided that "last orders" really meant "just one more then", which also became two.

Quiz has moved to Tuesday this week because it's the New Year party tomorrow so it all starts again tonight. I've started to get an anticipatory hangover already.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:41 GMT

Gosh, Melba, you'll have to let me in on the secret of how you turn a pint into two...

Re: God, I'm bored!
® tonyinbkk (in Thailand) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:47 GMT

I was thinking along similar lines, Tintin - except in my version he ended up with 2 cocks, not 2 pints! Now, which is the more likely?

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:56 GMT

tony, pints, unfortunately

tintin, it's easy, you give the barman another £2.20 (CiH) or £2.50(FdL).

Re: God, I'm bored!
® tonyinbkk (in Thailand) 30 Dec 2003 at 14:57 GMT

Jeez, that's cheap for Lundin Town, innit??????

Re: God, I'm bored!
® wilf. (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 15:06 GMT

Hi Guys,
Melba I know what you mean, I feel really pissed off today for some reason, John at work, friends abroad, school closed, clothes I bought from M&S now have 50% off, freezing weather, wardrobe empty and my wallet is lacking in funds. Ah well it will soon be 2004, now why is that supposed to make me feel better?

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 15:13 GMT

Here, wilf, let me cheer you up.
(pulls faces)

Re: God, I'm bored!
® wilf. (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 15:18 GMT

How sweet of you darling, SO thoughtful, but I'd rather watch you shower, that is a laugh. , hark at me, chance would be a fine thing.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 15:20 GMT

Me in the shower, a *laugh*?? Dashed impudence.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® wilf. (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 15:24 GMT

It just amuses me where you keep the soap.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 15:28 GMT

Shhhhhhhh!!! Don't tell anyone.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 15:41 GMT

It may well be cheap for London, but I'm in Cambridge.

Re: God, I'm bored!
® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 18:38 GMT

And they didn't ask for a doctorate???

Thankfully, we have Space Pinball on our computers at work to play on. We're even having an office tournament tomorrow - with prizes and everything!

Re: God, I'm bored!
God (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2003 at 23:50 GMT

Was not an imposter.

Re: God, I'm bored!
God (in the United Kingdom) 31 Dec 2003 at 00:32 GMT

Thank God - someone else has bid for the Chopper but now I'm the highest bidder on a Stylophone and an "India" T-Shirt

Re: God, I'm bored!
Jesus (in the United Kingdom) 31 Dec 2003 at 02:03 GMT

Please tell me it was the pink mk2 5-speed?

Re: God, I'm bored!
God (in the United Kingdom) 31 Dec 2003 at 17:34 GMT

No, but that one would have gone very well with my beard