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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2003 at 09:57 GMT |
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Looks like you've all forgotten this noble (sic) tradition. For those recently arrived, the first person who remembers to do so each day in December can open a door on the BR Advent Calendar, revealing beneath a fanciable celebrity in an elaborately compromising position. Please see Archive threads for previous years' efforts.
So, let me gently ease open door number 1 to reveal..........................
Dermot O'Leary in quite a pickle, involving a Santa hat, a string of fairy lights and a box of Paxo stuffing.
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2003 at 10:01 GMT |
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I knew you were going to start this again!
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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2003 at 10:04 GMT |
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fuck me, is it december already?
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2003 at 10:04 GMT |
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Yes only three and a bit weeks to Santa - I feel another thread coming on !!
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2003 at 09:15 GMT |
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Me again ? Is nobody else playing this year ?
Ooh look, December 2nd and there we see Liverpool goalie & rumoured bummer Jerzy Dudek staying behind for some extra training with team-mates Michael Owen & Danny Murphy. Great ball control, Jerzy !
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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2003 at 09:45 GMT |
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bum. and i spent ages thinking of one for this morning.
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® Sparlite (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2003 at 21:47 GMT |
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Hooray, the BR advent is back and bigger and bulging with talent and totty. I *LOVE* to see who's behind the door every day. I'll play with you PQ if I get up early enough to do it.
I've no idea what Jerzy Dudek looks like but I'm sure he's lovely
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® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2003 at 21:51 GMT |
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He's sort of tall, eastern European, dark haired, with a goatee.
Not as nice as any of Man Utd's recent goalies (and Fabian's such a dreamy name too!) - but then you wouldn't really expect a Scouse team to pick someone with talent where it *really* counts! 
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 08:15 GMT |
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Ha, PQ’s still scoffing croissants and kippers so it’s my turn today … Hot ginger and dynamite, it’s R*d*olph the Fucking Red Nosed Cunt Reindeer roasting on an open fire! 
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 08:35 GMT |
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That should warm his chestnuts up a bit..  As for Scouse talent, well I still think young Gerrard is rather dishy, in a scally sort of way..
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® Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 08:36 GMT |
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Looks like venison steaks for dinner then. I must get a suitable veg.
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® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 08:38 GMT |
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LOL!@ Toptom
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 09:19 GMT |
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I'd love to know what the second asterisk stands for in "R*d*olph" ...
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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 09:23 GMT |
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i'd love to know what brodie's suitable vegetable is going to be. boiled frank, perhaps
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 09:24 GMT |
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oooh, yes - I'd not noticed that ... PQ started using the R*d*olph form, better ask him if he ever finishes his breakfast.
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 09:31 GMT |
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I have been in an early morning conspiracy meeting with a colleague, as there are scurrilous departmental politics afoot & I can't bear to be left out.
I guess I'm just asterisk happy !
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® Shagger™ (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2003 at 16:34 GMT |
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Left Wing Politics, doubtless, O victorian structure..
[evil]FarRightShagz™
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2003 at 09:08 GMT |
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Look, I know I'm hogging this, but my last day in here before Christmas is December 11th so I've got to get in while I can.
Creak, creeeeeeak goes Door No.4 and who do we see but...............
George Clooney, explaining to me why very soon I will be saying 'ho ho ho.....
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2003 at 12:56 GMT |
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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2003 at 13:44 GMT |
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we know he's backward, but that's no reason to labour the point tom
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® malb (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2003 at 00:15 GMT |
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Well I'm up late rather than up early but it is the 5th
and behind door5 we have the gorgeous latino chapette fro "Queer Eye" this evening....
and what IS he doing with that microphone....
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® dancesliketwat (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2003 at 06:30 GMT |
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Hell's teeth! I thought I was going to get todays door!
*pushes out tomorrow's chocolate threough the side of packaging*
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2003 at 08:31 GMT |
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Same here, dlt.. Never mind.. plenty of days left yet!
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® Sparlite (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2003 at 00:12 GMT |
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And behind door 6 today, we have the cute-as-a-puppy, scrumptious and doable Bruno Langley (Todd in Corry) in a pair of rubber shorts and holding a plate of mince pies and two mugs of hot Vimto - 1 for him, 1 for me
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Bruno Langley's b/f (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2003 at 11:03 GMT |
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® malb (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2003 at 13:22 GMT |
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My, we have all slept late on Sunday...
Check first that dlt hasn't nicked the chocolate....
No the 7th door is intact and behind it...
....a wonderful still from the Crow Rd of Joe McFadden climbing a ladder in a kilt.
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® theseus (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2003 at 16:32 GMT |
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Must be a Scottish ladder. Though I still think a ladder in a kilt is pretty silly.
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® emjay (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2003 at 00:11 GMT |
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Well ring my chimes - I'd quite forgotten the sight of Joe McFadden in a kilt, it's never been repeated has it?
Never mind, to cheer up your Monday there's a picture of Craig Doyle's naughty bits concealed by a bucket and spade.
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2003 at 12:13 GMT |
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emjay, I only remember the Crow Road being shown the once but I'm sure our resident media expert can give a more definitive answer.
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2003 at 12:18 GMT |
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Somebody call ? I'm with Miss Mellie on this one. But it might have got more airings in Scotland.
Incidentally, Lorraine Kelly on GMTV now has a 'hunk of the day' Advent Calendar - wonder where the East Kilbride fag-hag got *that* idea ??
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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2003 at 12:20 GMT |
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2003 at 12:43 GMT |
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Has she copied any of our ideas yet?
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2003 at 12:52 GMT |
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Not that I've seen, but one lives in hope. Today's was a carpet layer in Dundee.
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® Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2003 at 18:23 GMT |
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I ought to direct Lorraine towards a particular painter and decorator in Perth for tomorrow's choice. I'm sure she'd not be disappointed.
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 01:41 GMT |
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Hmmm, I see I'm the only one about to open the door this morning. But I'm so fucked off I can't be arsed, so I'm just going to nick the fucking chocolate and Pritt-stick the doors back together.
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 09:01 GMT |
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Not allowed !!!
I think Chine was agitating last week to get to open one, so let's see if he trickles in during the next hour.....
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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 09:17 GMT |
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hurrah!
*picks way through foil detritus and strange sticky cardboard to reveal*
it's freddie ljungberg and his fantasticly stacked CKs!
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 12:18 GMT |
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how come I didn't get a chocolate when I opened door number three? Not fair 
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 12:19 GMT |
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Sat probably got there first. As his contribution above so palpably reveals, he is more concerned with confectionery than with masculine pulchritude.
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 12:20 GMT |
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I'll bet it was a praline as well - my favourite.
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 14:19 GMT |
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You're quite correct, Pier Queer, quite correct. But then chocolate doesn't let you down in the same way as beauty, confectionary is more reliable than comeliness, and pralines don't piss you about as much as pulchritude. Hence my affair with sweets is likely to last a lot longer than any of my affairs with men!
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 14:25 GMT |
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Some telling points there, O sage of the bacon slicer. But chjocolates *and* men is the best of both worlds, surely ?
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Anonymous 9 Dec 2003 at 14:52 GMT |
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especially men rolled in chocolate.
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 14:54 GMT |
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yum - or with a Cadbury's Flake stuck in.
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® dancesliketwat (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2003 at 15:14 GMT |
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 10 Dec 2003 at 08:59 GMT |
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Woohoo, it’s my turn again.
*opens the little door*
what’s this, a sodding cough pastille? And behind it ... WOW! Be still my fluttering heart - it’s a photo of Satyricon covered in plain chocolate. Excellent.
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 10 Dec 2003 at 09:21 GMT |
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I may never eat another bar of Bournville.....
(Actually I haven't eat one for years, since I discovered Green & Black.)
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® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2003 at 12:22 GMT |
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How can this be? No one's openened door 11 yet?
(pokes clumsily through the cardboard)
Ooh, white chocolate. I love white chocolate.
(munches)
And what have we here? It's... it's... yes, it's Sparlite, dancing naked in the kitchen with Captain Haddock! 
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2003 at 13:10 GMT |
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The smell of singed fish is almost overwhelming.
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® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2003 at 21:57 GMT |
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Well, I'm afraid I've been a naughty little rodent and opened all the windows all at once. I can't say there's much that interested me other than Christmas Day - I shant give away much, but let's just say that I thought paedophilia was illegal.
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2003 at 09:02 GMT |
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How fitting - on my last day here before Xmas I get to yank open Door 12 and.......................
Good lord above, it's the scene they cut from the first Lord of the Rings film - Viggo Mortensen & Sean Bean temporarily setting aside their perilous quest for justice and enlightenment in favour of some hot knob action !!
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2003 at 09:03 GMT |
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can't see the ring though
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2003 at 09:35 GMT |
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Look harder, my preciousssssssssss
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2003 at 12:37 GMT |
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Sean Bean? Best bit of talent in this thread so far..
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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2003 at 14:34 GMT |
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But I saw him first, Lad !
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2003 at 16:06 GMT |
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OK, will settle for either Nathan Gladwell or Matthew Booth, then..
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® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2003 at 07:17 GMT |
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And today, I open the 13th door with great trepidation and find...
Jonny WIlkinson playing Adrian Lewis-Morgan (ex-Liam of Holby City) at chess and, from the way things look at the moment, I'd say Jonny was probably about 3 moves away from making checkmate.
Ooh dear! Adrian has caved into the pressure, and is now bashing his bishop in frustration.
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2003 at 12:45 GMT |
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Nice one..!
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:37 GMT |
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Oh dear, three unopened doors, what are people thinking about? Still it leaves three lots of chocolate for me to pig out on
Oh, the pictures, let me check
Behind number 14, the delectable Sean Biggerstaff, now is that a Quidditch broom or is he just proving his hame is accurate?
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:40 GMT |
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mmmmmm, Sean - I'd love to chase his snitch
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:41 GMT |
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I can't seem to open door 15, there's one keyhole but 19 keys, oh yes, it's Richard smiling sweetly and showing us all his Bacon.
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:43 GMT |
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are you going to eat all that chocolate by yourself, Mal?
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:44 GMT |
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...and finally, door 16, who's that?
It's Elijah Wood, I know Hobbit's are supposed to have big feet but they didn't tell us what else!!!
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:44 GMT |
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*mumble* *mumble* *swallow*
Too late dear, all gone.
I think I feel slightly 
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:48 GMT |
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you'll get no sympathy from me ... and try not to get your spew on Sean.
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 12:57 GMT |
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I had other bodily fluids in mind for him
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2003 at 14:02 GMT |
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® dancesliketwat (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 06:13 GMT |
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*opens the next door*
Ah marvellous! It's Blue Peter's Simon Thomas lying on a bed, with no clothes on, He's really has a quitw a lickable set of pert buttocks and he has a cheeky knowing grin.
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 10:34 GMT |
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What is it about Blue Peter presenters, current or ex?
That's at least 2 already and there's still a week to go. However, if tomorrow's picture is John Noakes at it with Shep I shall be irreperably damaged.
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 10:36 GMT |
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is Simon the blond one or the one who looks a bit simple?
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 10:38 GMT |
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Don't all blonds look a bit simple?
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® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 11:15 GMT |
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 11:19 GMT |
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Not to mention touchy.
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® emjay (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 14:44 GMT |
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Simon Thomas is the blond one and he does have a splendid pair of buttocks. However he's also a frightfully pious vicar's son from Norwich so there isn't much chance of any of us licking him.
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2003 at 14:46 GMT |
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ah, the blond one - yes, very lickable
(well, a man can dream)
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® dancesliketwat (in the United Kingdom) 18 Dec 2003 at 01:30 GMT |
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Well, I'm not quite as pious son of a Reverend, myself. I suppose being amongst the 'once a year' crowd accounts for my ever-so-slightly-verging-on-not-really religous piety.
Still, it's often the pious that are the most easily corruptible!
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 18 Dec 2003 at 13:39 GMT |
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seeing as no one has done it today I open the door to see Stephen Gately stripped bare wearing just stillettos and an oven glove
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® Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 18 Dec 2003 at 18:48 GMT |
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Sounds more like Sparlite to me, Icey. Sure you didn't still have sleep dust in your eyes?
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2003 at 09:18 GMT |
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2003 at 10:27 GMT |
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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2003 at 10:35 GMT |
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sounds very attractive, Iceman - I've always fancied a Hostess Trolley.
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2003 at 10:41 GMT |
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that's funny I've always fancied CD
glad you liked Melba
is it wrong to be an hour away from being on holiday for 2 weeks not to give a shit and tell people to bugger off until next year? oh well like a care, back to cleaning the desk, just so I look busy
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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 21 Dec 2003 at 01:29 GMT |
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And Jonny Wilkinson looks in
nude with nothing but a rugby ball.
He is holding the ball behind his back!
with both hands!
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 21 Dec 2003 at 10:40 GMT |
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That's more like it, Frank!
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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 21 Dec 2003 at 11:58 GMT |
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You mean that's more like it! Jonny! oohhh!
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 21 Dec 2003 at 12:03 GMT |
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Can we have Phil Vickery in a similar pose, then?
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 12:59 GMT |
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Oooo, me again. Everyone must have started their holidays early.
Slowly peeling open door 22 and snaffling the chocolate while Satyricon isn't looking, what do we se?
Jack Davenport and Andrew Lincoln clutching each others briefs!
(OK so it's a bit dated but I've been watching the repeats on cable)
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 13:54 GMT |
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Well I've just found some pictures of them on Google, and I'd agree they seem Advent calendar material, but who ARE they?
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 13:54 GMT |
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 13:57 GMT |
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They were two of the cast of "This Life" a few years back which has just been repeated on some cable channel (bunch of recently qualified lawyers sharing a house).
More recently Andrew Lincoln was in Teachers and Jack Davenport was in Ultraviolet and something else which escapes me.
That help?
Aren't you supposed to be stacking shelves in Hove today?
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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 14:04 GMT |
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® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 15:27 GMT |
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What happened to door no. 20?
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 15:28 GMT |
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It seems to be stuck shut with something...
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® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 16:22 GMT |
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(checks there is no one in the room, tiptoes to door no. 20, prises it open with a jemmy, takes out the Easter egg and reseals the door with packing tape, then leaves quietly)
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 16:39 GMT |
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No, Hove is tomorrow and Wednesday, but I've just been rescued from having to do it tomorrow by sly bit of data analysis someone has requested (the fact I bought lunch for a colleague as a bribe for him to request said work is a vicious rumour - and completely true).
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 16:45 GMT |
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*rushes off to change train tickets*
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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 16:48 GMT |
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LOL! I'm desperate for an excuse for getting out of it on Wednesday now ... there's a lunch in it for you if you can do the honours
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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 16:50 GMT |
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Why not just spend the entire afternoon in English's like you did the last time?
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 17:33 GMT |
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I alwasy liked Steve John Shephard more in this Life.
Sat I would get you out of it but I'm thinking of driving down so I can take pictures of you stacking shelves and hitting customers
is anyone else shocked that Frank actually posted a relevant link, but I suppose the law of averages was on his side
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® malb (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2003 at 18:46 GMT |
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So did I iceman, but the "briefs" pun didn't really fit, and the other 2 have their plus points too.
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Dec 2003 at 00:52 GMT |
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MalB what can I say you are a man of taste (god did I really just write that? ) the 3 of them were all very nice but for me it was John then Andrew and then Jack in order of who I wanted most
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¿ insomniac (in the United Kingdom) 23 Dec 2003 at 03:45 GMT |
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Since I'm up early, or late to bed, I stumbled across door 23.
Should have known something was up when the chocolate was half-melted AND with teeth marks.
Door creaks open to find a gorgeously sweat-shimmering River Phoenix, naked to the waist and the lowered open-flied faded blue jeans, six-pack stomach splattered with what appears to be warm creme-anglaise, to which are stuck 2 crisp 50 dollar bills. His face has that relaxed look of only-just-passed violent orgasm. Must have been Christmas in his own private Idaho, too!
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Good movie. I remember that scene - don't think it was a hundred bucks, but if it wasn't it should have been!
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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 24 Dec 2003 at 10:59 GMT |
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No-one for Christmas Eve? Yes there is.. The door swings open and reveals Southampton footballer James Beattie, wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a smile..
Have a great Christmas, everyone!!
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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 24 Dec 2003 at 14:24 GMT |
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Thank you James!
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