Sunday Joke
® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2002 at 12:18 GMT

THE KILTED SCOTSMAN

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after
finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.
As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided
to take a nap, with his back against a tree.

As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the
Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, "I've
always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and
saw what nature had provided him at his birth.

Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us,
now! He must be rewarded!" So, she took a blue ribbon from
her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided
the Scotsman, and the two walked away.

Some time later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of
nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to
relieve himself. He raised his kilt...and saw where the blue
ribbon was tied.

After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said...
"I don't know where y'been lad...but it's nice ta'know y'won
first prize!"

Re: Sunday Joke
® Dylan1 (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2002 at 12:57 GMT

LOL. I really liked that one.

Re: Sunday Joke
® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2002 at 15:05 GMT

Don't give up the day job, Frankie.

Re: Sunday Joke
® MalB (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2002 at 16:41 GMT

Shameless ripoff of the lyrics to a Tom Lehrer song, MP3 available on request.

another Sunday Joke
® Wanderer through eternity (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2002 at 19:55 GMT

The Mother Superior at the convent school was chatting with her young charges
and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up.

A ten year old said "I want to be a prostitute"

The Mother Superior fainted dead on the spot. When they revived her, she
raised her head from the ground, "What - did - you - say??"

The young girl shrugged. "I want to be a prostitute".

"A prostitute" the Mother Superior said, "Oh praise Jesus, I thought you said
you wanted to be a protestant"!

Re: another Sunday Joke
® Graham (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2002 at 21:37 GMT

Good one Andy.

Re: another Sunday Joke
® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2002 at 00:21 GMT

It's much longer originally. (The joke I mean.)