Well spank my arse...
® Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 17:32 GMT

...and call me 'guinea pig'!

Had my appointment with the neurosurgeon today and volunteered to take part in an experimental
treatment which will only take a couple of hours to do and a week to recover instead of major
surgery and weeks in hospital, woooooooh! And the best thing is, it's on the 8th of July! Eek! I
don't have to wait on a waiting list or anything, because he's doing a study *and* <drum
roll> I'll still be able to scuba dive and fly (in a plane, obviously!) as often as I want,
YAAAAAAY! Oh and I'll be able to fucking well drink myself senseless at Pride, maaarvellous!

Re: Well spank my arse...
® Graham (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 18:20 GMT

You deserve some good news for a change. Hope it all goes well.

Attagirl.

Re: Well spank my arse...
® Val (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 18:27 GMT

All the possible best Suiii. Great news. I don't often do this, but for you darl -Yaaaaaaaaay.

Re: Well spank my arse...
® Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 18:29 GMT

Heheh, thanks! And here was me hoping I could swindle some lovely presents out of my nearest and
dearest, damn! Still, it means all you lovely, sparkly fag-beasts won't be deprived of me for too
long

Re: Well spank my arse...
random\'s new computer (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 18:43 GMT

Nice one Suiii!!! Hope it all works out... that sounds fabulous.

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
Anonymous 18 Jun 2002 at 18:49 GMT

wooooooooooooohoooooooooooo to yoooooooooooohooooooooo!



It does sound good. (btw, will you get any money for being in the study? I saw an ad for volunteers
for a medical study and they were going to give you £50 to do it).

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 18:53 GMT

No cash unfortunately, but just think of the money I'll save on painkillers, heheh. I could've had
it done on Monday if my selfish parents weren't going on holiday tomorrow!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Graham (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 18:55 GMT

Toad has only just had a holiday. Honestly, some people...

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® MalB (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 19:21 GMT

Sounds like good news Suiii. I hope it works out for you, you deserve it. When is the NE oacfb
meeting again? I may be back from the US in time after all :-)))

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 19:40 GMT

Oooh, that would be nice! The Vodkafest (I've renamed it) is on the 20th of July.

And yes Graham you're quite right, Toad returned on the 4th of May, the idle cow. She's off to
Rhodes for a fortnight with my dad, Mr Stevie B. She wants to go to Turkey or Greece again in
August (with me), and they're off to Tenerife in October!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 20:56 GMT

and there was me thinking you was a family of skivvys!


I hope it really goes well for you, and that there's no side effects - well none that are detectable
anyway!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 18 Jun 2002 at 21:36 GMT

Of course this all means that I don't get to spend 4 weeks lying flat and looking up nurses skirts,
grrr!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 07:29 GMT

Good news Suiii, and nobody deserves it more than you ((((Suiii))))

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® PQ (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 08:06 GMT

Fab news - fagbeastworld can breathe a sigh of relief.

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 09:10 GMT

Fagbeastworld - is that some kind of new Theme Park???

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Mabel (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 09:13 GMT

Some of the rides might be interesting!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 13:57 GMT

Heheh, can 'Fagbeastworld' have mascots in costumes, like at Disneyland? That would be so cool.

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 14:16 GMT

So what would the characters be then?
and how much would they pay for me to lower myself to such degredation?

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 14:21 GMT

that is such wonderful news, darling Suiii!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
fifer (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 14:23 GMT

hehe - popped in to oblige and the thread wasnt quite what i expected
- nice one mate (however, if he
tells you the treatment involves dressing u in a gown, painting your arse green, and sticking a
peacock feather up there, dont believe him - i have fallen for that once too often now...)

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 14:30 GMT

Also if you wake to find a TV aerial sticking out your head - complain at once!
Despite whatever they might tell you, that is *not* normal!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
fifer (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 14:31 GMT

f*ck - really? *looks worried - and picks up ch5*

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 14:34 GMT

<hides tin of green paint>

Er...feefs, have you got a description of this 'doctor' before I go out and buy that peacock
feather? I'm sure it's just a coincidence......

Thanks people! I'm rather enjoying the cake I bought myself to celebrate, mmmmm HOOBS!

mouse - Bondagebeast (frank)
Punditbeast (PQ)
Tescobeast


and many others, all with costumes and catchphrases!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® PQ (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 15:00 GMT

Ooh - Punditbeast - I do like that.

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® PQ (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 15:03 GMT

Boozerbeast (chine)

Trannibeast (mouse)

Sarkybeast (Graham fs)

Tardisbeast (self-explanatory)

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 15:08 GMT

Please, PQ, can you please spell my name right - it's trannYbeast!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® PQ (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 15:09 GMT

That looks uglier than Trannibeast & I'm sure you wouldn't want to look ugly.

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 15:11 GMT

Nonsense! Trannybeast is very refined! Whereas Trannibeast looks like it belongs in Essex!

Re: Well spank my arse... and lick my kumquats!
® PQ (in the United Kingdom) 19 Jun 2002 at 15:28 GMT

Punditbeast is off home now & won't be back to play until Monday.

Be good.

Come on England !!