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® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2001 at 20:26 GMT

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty
On Christmas, But Aren't...

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph's honker!

7. Santa's sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women Because:

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.