I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:13 GMT

I am very bored

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:15 GMT

Hi Bored, I'm fi.. nice to meet you (boom boom, the old ones are the best!)

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:15 GMT

hehe, very good. I should have seen that coming.

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:17 GMT

Hiya Cam!

I'm dead bored too, maybe I should start a new hate-campaign or figure out some really unusual
ways to jump off my mortal coil?

1) Eat so much peanut butter that the inside of my mouth sticks together and I can't breathe

2) Turn the music up so high that a soundwave gets big enough to pierce my dura!

heheh, come join me in madness!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:26 GMT

I am trying to diet and you have reminded me of the joys of peanut butter. Best enjoyed on a
bagguette with monster munches!

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:28 GMT

Eat in the dark, if you can't see your food then it has no calories!

Mmmmm new Sunpat extra creamy peanut butter is divine. C'mon, any creative death suggestions to
take your mind off your diet??

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:32 GMT

I've spent many long hours thinking of the best way to top myself, but the best I came up with was
to blow my head off, which isn't very creative.

How about eating vindaloo until your body dehydrates through excessive diahorea (sp?)!

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:35 GMT

Oh well done, that's the spirit!!

OK.... reading so many online journals that your brain explodes from the sheer inanity and bad
grammar of it all, not to mention the teen angst.

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:36 GMT

Me again.. can I try something on you two, seeing as you're bored... it's nothing dodgy I promise!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:36 GMT

Having sex until your heart gives in

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:37 GMT

Go ahead, fi. As long as it dosn't hurt or involve hamsters.

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:39 GMT

*hides the hamster - ooer!* I just need you to answer some simple questions...

What's 3 + 7?

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:40 GMT

10 or %o12 or %xA

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:42 GMT

10

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:42 GMT

I can only accept your first answer Mal...

What's 4 + 6?

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:43 GMT

10

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:43 GMT

In that case 10, again.

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:46 GMT

You're doing very well...

What's 8 + 2?

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:47 GMT

hehe that's 10

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:48 GMT

10

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:48 GMT

Name a vegetable...

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:49 GMT

Parsnip

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:49 GMT

Cucumber

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:50 GMT

D'oh!

Pick a number from 1 to 10. But don't tell me what it is... just tell me you've picked one

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:51 GMT

I remember this one.

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:51 GMT

Got a number

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:52 GMT

Hmmm. let's see...

Multiply by 9.
Subtract 5.
Sum the digits, repeat this step until you have a one digit number

(btw, you were both supposed to say carrot for the vegetable!)

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:53 GMT

Again, don't tell me your number - just tell me you've done it...

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:54 GMT

OK

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:54 GMT

ok

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:56 GMT

BTW the answer will be the same whatever number you pick between 1 & 10

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:56 GMT

For whatever number you have pick that letter of the alphabet.
Think of a country that begins with that letter.
Now think of an animal that begins with the second letter of the country.
Think of a color usually associated with the animal

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:57 GMT

ok

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:58 GMT

OK - want us to tell you?

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:58 GMT

are you thinking of a grey elephant from Denmark?

If not, what the bloody hell are you thinking of?

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:00 GMT

My God man you're a mindreader! hehe I'd forgotten how that one went.

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:00 GMT

a PINK elephant from Denmark

(I was going to cheat and say a white jellyfish from Djibouti)

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:01 GMT

I thank you for entertaining me!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:01 GMT

hehe never seen a pink elephant! I saw it's trunk in my pants though!




sorry .

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:02 GMT

Huh! I'm still bored so I'm going shopping again.

CYA later.

Re: I am Bored
fi (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:03 GMT

Bye Mal! I wanted to go shopping too but my Mum's car broke down and now I'm stuck at home

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:44 GMT

Well I've just been visited by my friend, who was worried about me, bless her little acrylic
socks.

I'm bored again now though.

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:47 GMT

Lynz!

I'm still bored too, what a coincidence!

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:52 GMT

Can I be bored too?

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:53 GMT

I'm going to try and go to the pictures tomorrow, alleviate my crushing boredom a bit! Ack, I
can't bloody well breathe properly, am I actually dying of boredom? Heheh, my body is so lazy that
it won't even breathe for me now!

Doing anything interesting at New years then Cam?

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:55 GMT

Of course you can, LI.

I've been looking for cars on the internet. I want a Mini. It would help if I could drive though.

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:57 GMT

cool, what do I have to do to be bored?

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:57 GMT

I love cars and I can't drive either, well.... I can, just haven't passed my test!

Hiya Little! How bored are you then, on a scale of 1-37?

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:59 GMT

You sort of have to clear your mind of everything, ignore things you need to do, and feel sorry for
yourself, without resorting to porn hunting on the net.

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:00 GMT

Not sure, I've been flicking between sky sports 2 (darts) and eurosport (ski jumping) and have now
come onto the 'net and have been looking at poetry!

am i off the scale?!

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:01 GMT

Hmmm... you're only at about 23 I think L.I.

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:02 GMT

I love darts.

Who's playing?

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:03 GMT

Cam, the hardest thing to do on the 'net is NOT hunt for porn! I try to resist, I really do, but
while the spirit is willing, the flesh is.... ooooooh the flesh. bodies, on bodies. On more bodies.
In various positions..


Oh, where was i? oh yes, the spirit is willing, but the flesh...ooooooh the flesh. bodies, on
bodies. On more bodies. In various positions..

I'm sorry. I try to get past THAT word, but i just can't!!!

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:04 GMT

You know what, after 6 years of net access I'm ... prepare to be shocked.... SICK OF PORN!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:05 GMT

You'll have me at it in a minute if you carry on like that LI!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:06 GMT

I don't believe you Lynz! although maybe it is possible to OD on porn.

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:07 GMT

Well for a start all the so-called lesbiot porn is made for straight blokeys, and I've seen just
about everything now I think!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:08 GMT

What's the difference then? Although they all have long fingernails I suppose!

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:10 GMT

Well they all have really long nails and bad perms, but all you ever see is two girls standing next
to each other, or (and I don't understand this at all) doing a nudey leapfrog type of thing, or
touching their tits or something lame like that!

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:11 GMT

I bet you haven't seen my dad's films.

Slave Wife (1 and 2)
Love and Pain (involving a woman being tied up by her wrists, then suspended, while crocodile clips
are attached to her nipples and is then whipped over and over again.)
The Tower (which is actually quite good!) (LI in watching str8 porn shocker!)

oh, and Anal World Record. Gee did that make my eyes water!

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:15 GMT

Anal World Record? That sounds..er... educational!

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:17 GMT

well, I did look at it, and it involves a woman impaling herself on various objects. At one time a
person shoved their arm up her... and i mean RIGHT up her.

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:20 GMT

I am 'forced' to watch my brothers porn.

Teeny Generation x
Dirty Black Debutants
Babes Abroad

And others, far too many to go on!

Re: I am Bored
® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 17:40 GMT

Cam, just close your eyes and think of someone else.

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 18:03 GMT

Apparently Rose West could get a pint glass up herself!

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 18:09 GMT

!

I've seen a porn flick in which a woman had 2 cocks in her c**t (sorry to be crude).

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 18:13 GMT

I saw an mpeg of a guy sticking his head up a womans 'c u next tuesday'

I'm not convinced of its authenticity though!

Re: I am Bored
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 18:20 GMT

yeah, i've seen that too.

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 21:24 GMT

OH, OH!!! I can beat that, I saw a pack of playing cards, fucking playing cards, in Greece with
fisting picks AND double vaginal-double anal shagging on them! In a little corner shop! Eeek!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 21:34 GMT

ouch.

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 21:50 GMT

That kind of stuff was everywhere in Pefkos, odd because it was a teeny-tiny village. We found a
nice shop selling ornaments, pottery and stuff, but behind all the items on the shelves was all
this really hard core stuff! The bread shop sold dildos and hc porn vids and DVDs, and the
grocers sold those cards! Every shop sold Diva, Gaytimes and Attitude, and it was just...bizarre!

Re: I am Bored
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 22:01 GMT

I used to have a pack of cards with pics of girls with horses and pigs as well as the usual stuff. I
sold them for an extortionate amount to a guy at scouts who had more interest in them than I did.

And so I bet you didn't return from Pefkos empty handed then?

Re: I am Bored
® Andrew pittaway (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2001 at 00:00 GMT

hello all im here back from work

Re: I am Bored
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 31 Dec 2001 at 13:37 GMT

Tsk, as if I would buy porn! Well.... not on a 'family' holiday, I did show the cards to my friends
12 year old sister though!