He must be mad, but if only.
® wilf (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:00 GMT

A friend of mine who works in the film industry, tells me his ambition is to make a gay porno movie
starring David Beckham and Michael Owen, of my God, he is mad of course, it would never happen, but
if you could, who would you star together in a similar film?

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
¿ Cam (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:03 GMT

Clint Eastwood and Sean Bean

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® wilf (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:05 GMT

Bloody Hell, yes.

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:08 GMT

Pauline Campbell-Jones and Cathy Carter-Smith ! Heheh, sorry, limited in-joke alert.

Erm, wouldn't mind seeing Sandra Bullock and Marge Simpson getting down to some lady-on-lady
action!

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Graham (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:19 GMT

How could you tell which is which?

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:21 GMT

Between Pauline and Cathy or Marge and Sandra??

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
Tone (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:41 GMT

Keanu Reeves and Rolf Harris

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® the enema within™ (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:46 GMT

just keanu playing with himself... well he is a wanker!

festive enema.

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® adl (in Canada) 29 Dec 2001 at 15:50 GMT

Robert Redford and Sean Bean. Maybe with Keanu Reeves tossed in as a toy boy for a threesome. That
would about cover the main three age groups as well.

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Graham (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:30 GMT

I was referring to Marge [divine] and Sandra [woof]

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:36 GMT

Jude Law and Christian Slater

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Lynz (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 16:42 GMT

Marge is definitely top of the HotList. I'd make a movie that was like 'Who Framed Roger Rabbbit'
(except...it would be good) Mmmm, Maaaarge.

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
Anonymous 29 Dec 2001 at 19:48 GMT

Got to be Robbie William and Rupert Everett.

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 20:03 GMT

Chris O'Donnell and Lee from Steps (or ex steps
) 3 some the guys from BB Mak and if
I'm taking part in this film I want Stephen Gately, Lee, Shane, Nicky and Kian (Westlife) Criag
Doyle, Chris O'Donnell and the gay s fom BB Mak to start with, I may kill me but I'd die a happy
man

Iceman
x

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 20:04 GMT

I've juts spoken with a friend and he said thsi:

" Ewan MacGregor and Whatsisname from 5ive (the guy with the eye-ring). Stephen Gately doing a cameo
role.. Umm


This is more difficult than I thought."



Iceman
x

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® wilf (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 20:05 GMT

God, I'm exhausted just reading that list Iceman. I've always said you were a real goer, don't
disagree with any of it though.

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® dcfctony (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 20:24 GMT

In answer to the original question, Alan Shearer, Chris Riggott and ME!! (Typical footy fan's
answer)... (dcfc)

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 20:55 GMT

oh I forgot Micheal Owen

Iceman
x

Re: He must be mad, but if only.
® insomniac (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2001 at 05:51 GMT

Harry Kewell and Brad Pitt (with Jennifer Aniston producing,) and Michael Owen and Ben Affleck on
the substitute bench). Oh, and I don't think it's necessary to say who would be doing what to
whom!!