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 | THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER:
® jellybaby1969 (in the United Kingdom) 27 Dec 2001 at 20:02 GMT |
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THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER:
I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
Sorry,Officer,I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey,you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doghnut!
You're not gonna check the boot, are you?
That gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your arse kicked on Cops
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my boyfriends dressing table.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too thick to work at McDonald's?
I pay your salary!
You on the take, or what?
Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with the flow of traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's
how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between
the brake pedal and the accelerator pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Sorry guys. ian 
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® L.I. (in the United Kingdom) 27 Dec 2001 at 20:05 GMT |
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 27 Dec 2001 at 21:40 GMT |
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very good 
Iceman
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® The Dark One (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 12:32 GMT |
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® The Dark One (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 12:47 GMT |
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another thing you shouldn't say is.....
"You fucking arsehole, havn't you got anything better to do than sit in your car and wait for me to
go past @ 40mph in a 30mph zone?"
it gets you points on your licence!!!
a silly TDO 
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® jellybaby1969 (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 13:13 GMT |
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LOL@TDO
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® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 13:58 GMT |
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LOL@ TDO
The only time that I've been pulled over by the police, at a road check, I was as sweet as sugar!!!
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® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:00 GMT |
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Aren't you always, River? 
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:02 GMT |
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I got pulled over as they could not see my tax disc in the window, it kept falling now but was on
display on the dashboard and he gave me hell, and whated to see in my documents and that I had to
carry them with me at all times and the likes, he backed down when I said I knew my rights if he
wanted them he would have them in about 10 hours after I finished work and got home to collect them
and I wanted his name number and station he was rom to complan
Iceman
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® jellybaby1969 (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:04 GMT |
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I always do as they say, and give them what they want.
I'm good like that that.
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® jellybaby1969 (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:05 GMT |
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pls 4get the last that, trying to do more than one thing at once, punters eh?
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:07 GMT |
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it's a shame he was an asshole as he was cute
Iceman
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® jellybaby1969 (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:12 GMT |
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who was an asshole Iceman? Now i'm confused.:D
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® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:13 GMT |
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Oh I *am* Tintin I ***am*** *holds hand over mouths of anybody that knows me!*
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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:16 GMT |
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Jelly: the cop that pulled me over is post that 28Dec at 14:02GMT.
River: you've got me confused now
Iceman
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® Snowy (in the United Kingdom) 28 Dec 2001 at 14:19 GMT |
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® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 19:01 GMT |
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Ahhhh Snowy here's another doggy stocking for you
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® dcfctony (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 19:12 GMT |
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When they say "blow into this," just ask for the alternative version....it always works...!
Barbara Castle - "eat your heart out"..
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® MalB @ Work (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 19:15 GMT |
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® dcfctony (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2001 at 19:17 GMT |
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LOL
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® Ged (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2001 at 10:03 GMT |
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'I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable'
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® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2001 at 10:23 GMT |
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¿ Bee (in the United Kingdom) 31 Dec 2001 at 10:15 GMT |
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It's quite amusing to see the look on a police officer's face when they KNOW they're just taking the
piss, and you start quoting legal acts at them, so much fun!
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