BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
SAMZ (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2000 at 08:24 GMT

OK I'll start the 'ball rolling'

Behind the first door, Michael Owen in nothing but a santa hat and footie socks!

Getting thinking about tomorrow's one, who'll be first to post?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Edgar Alan Parker (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2000 at 00:22 GMT

Next its Jason Behr of Roswell High in a pair of boots and short T shirt (that's all)

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Suiii (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2000 at 00:33 GMT

Damn you for posting first! heheh

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
G&T (in Australia) 2 Dec 2000 at 02:37 GMT

If I'm organised enough I should be able to be first every day seeing as we're eleven hours ahead
here . . .!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
G&T (in Australia) 2 Dec 2000 at 21:48 GMT

OK I'll use said fact to my advantage just this once . . . it's the 3 December in Australia and what
do we see behind the door?

Ian Thorpe in speedos (not the all-over body suit for a change)!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2000 at 21:55 GMT

And the result of the Australian jury as announced by its spokesman G&T is?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
trouble (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2000 at 22:02 GMT

time to renew the big feet- big anything else debate (size 15 isnt he ... hehehe)

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2000 at 22:10 GMT

More worrying trouble, I believe its size 17. I'm trying to do a rough comparison with my size
ten's......wow!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
trouble (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2000 at 02:53 GMT

brodie , stop boasting *g*

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Edgar A;lan Parker (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2000 at 09:48 GMT

It seems no one has posted for Dec 3 picture so what about Jamie from Eastenders naked bendind over
to pick up a copy of the Walford Gazette

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2000 at 10:50 GMT

trouble, I thought I was being modest.lol

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 10:20 GMT

Dec 4th: Dr. Darren from Brookside with only a copy of The Lancet to ward off admirers.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Ged (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 10:48 GMT

I'm quite happy to accept edgar's proposal for 3 decemeber!! Jamie for EE, wonderful!!

)

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
BitterAndy (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 12:20 GMT

Can I put in an early bid for the 5th, since I never wake up early enough? Ben Affleck, wearing
nothing but white face foundation and black make up.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 13:59 GMT

At this rate, we'll be up to March before the week's out. Play by the rules boys !!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
trouble (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 14:30 GMT

just think Bitter Andy is a in a totally different time zone ... or should that be orbit?

mwah

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
adl (in Canada) 4 Dec 2000 at 14:46 GMT

Anyone notice BA didn't say where the make-up was applied?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark D (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 15:37 GMT

Oi. Stop opening the bluddie doors early, you cheaters!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
AndyT (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 22:53 GMT

I like the idea of an advent calender with naked men on it, but not sure if I could manage without
the chocolate

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2000 at 23:07 GMT

LMAO @ AndyT

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark D (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 00:24 GMT

And behind the correct door for the 5th is...

...a picture of Julie Andrews naked apart from stilettoes and an oven glove.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Rory (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 01:02 GMT

I object - this is a GAY sight - am I alone in being unmoved by a naked Julie...?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Rory (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 01:04 GMT

site - I mean (Julie is not a gay sight either though - Freudian slip)

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Jes® (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 01:28 GMT

But I am gay Rory, & I liked it <eg>

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
random (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 09:43 GMT

and some of us are bi - let's have a little diversity (even if Julie is a bit old for me.)

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 11:05 GMT

Given that Dame Ju is a raving lezza, we can hardly turn her away.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 11:23 GMT

We can, and we should!!

Shoo, shoo, get out of here you female !!!

Ugh!! I just hope it's BIG oven glove!!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark D (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 13:35 GMT

Don't be so mean. There are ladies and others who might appreciate her in here, and Dame Julie is
(so far) only behind one door out of the 24. I'm sure there will be plenty of nice hunks behind
some of the others, although if people stir up too much trouble, we might find "Jenny" without her
infamous 'cello.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
BitterAndy (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 13:38 GMT

I deliberately posted early because I cant wake up early enough to opena window. I cant get out of
my lovely bed in the morning damnit, I demand a voice!

<ps, the make up is on the face Im afraid>

<psps: Julie Andrrews is gonna die>

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 14:05 GMT

Well get yer alarm then yer lazy little shit! And stop cheating!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
SAMZ (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 15:22 GMT

Sorry I started this now!!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Trouble 5 Dec 2000 at 20:30 GMT

which window has the chocolate in it?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2000 at 21:06 GMT

What about a naked chocolate man, or even better a naked man covered in chocolate. Mmm...

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Countess Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2000 at 02:18 GMT

OOOooh, am I first here?

Hmmm ... I *wonder* what it'll reveal !!

Ooooh look, it's Julie Andrews being burnt alive on a stake!

What a Chrimbo pressie!!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
tonyinbkk (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2000 at 07:50 GMT

Month Six - a duo: Michael Owen only in footy socks and Craig Doyle only in the Santa hat, in a
"we're just good mates" clinch - on the end of a sunlit Holiday pier somewhere!
Okay, you can all stop that booing right now - dreams are free!! XXXXX

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2000 at 09:16 GMT

If it's only a dream, Tony, why stop that pair's fun at a clinch ??

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark D (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2000 at 09:47 GMT

Noone's opened the door for Thursday 7th yet. Well, here goes....

...and it's Bette Davis in a cat-fight with Susan Hayward, with Louise Brooks cheering them on.
Ouch! Mind what you do with that cigarette holder, Bette.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2000 at 10:00 GMT

No contest there - old immobilised-lips Hayward wouldn't last ten seconds with the incomparable
Bette. Bona image, all the same.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark D (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2000 at 10:17 GMT

Oh, comeon. I was thinking of her Valley of the Dolls incarnation rather than the younger Suze. More
evenly matched than you'd think!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2000 at 10:18 GMT

I suppose by the 60s Bette was a little doddery, but I still fancy her chances. Hayworth versus
Lana Turner might be a more even match.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
AndyT (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2000 at 20:38 GMT

This seems to be turning into celebrity death match, BTW any chocolate in this thread belongs to
ME!(I will now pay my weekly visit to CA(chocahilics anonymous)........hello my name is Andrew and
i'm a.........no.....I......can't say it *runs out shaking towards the nearest street corner
"chocolate baron" for a fix*

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2000 at 23:47 GMT

Sorry to continue this slight diversion but re PQ's and Mark D's postings I have to agree that
whilst I love La Hayward's fifties films, especially "With a Song in My Heart", I'll Cry Tomorrow"
and "I Want to Live" she was never quite in the same league as Bette. A particular example of this
was Susan's remake of Bette's "Dark Victory" in 1963 "Stolen Hours". No contest.

BTW, a lot of current 'bands' could learn from the lip-synching of Susan Hayward in " With a Song in
My Heart" it was excellent. She could in fact sing quite well as she demonstrated in "I'll Cry
Tomorrow" but like Ava Gardner in "Showboat" the studio wouldn't let her. I wonder how good the
'stars' of today might be in similar circumstances.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2000 at 00:12 GMT

On the 8th Day of Christmas, my true love sent to me... Paul Cattermole (S Club 7) in nothing but a
black dickie bow

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
MalB (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2000 at 12:30 GMT

Everyone is obviously sleeping in on Saturday :-)

Behind Door 9 David Boreanaz in a misteltoe belt

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
adl (in Canada) 9 Dec 2000 at 15:18 GMT

Well, Mal, I guess we know what you'll be kissing.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
MalB (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2000 at 17:48 GMT

Chance would be a fine thing!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
BitterAndy 10 Dec 2000 at 16:28 GMT

Looks like I have the tenth... heheheh... : )

Look, it's a Marilyn Manson concert!!!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
AndyT (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2000 at 00:10 GMT

I can now lay claim to the 11th (even though its now the 12th)-Michael Greco in a naked bondage
scene involving a christmas tree

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
AndyT (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2000 at 00:13 GMT

Whoops read the calender wrong, it really is the 11th!!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
SAMZ (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2000 at 10:29 GMT

Are we losing steam? 10:28 and no one has opened today's door!! OK Paul Nichols covered in double
cream :-)

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2000 at 18:28 GMT

Whipped or pouring, SAMZ?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
adl (in Canada) 12 Dec 2000 at 18:40 GMT

Or self-made? ;-/

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
random (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2000 at 00:29 GMT

Ah, it is now the 13th and who do we have here?

Ricky Martin in a spandex thong? Oh well, can't win them all.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Evil Edna (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2000 at 00:32 GMT

December 13th: Paul Nicols just after someone has licked all the cream off.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
random (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2000 at 11:59 GMT

simultaneous posting probs there I think. Let's have both of them - there was a printing mistake and
we got two windows for the 13th instead of one?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 14 Dec 2000 at 08:21 GMT

at last! I get to open a window! Now, let's see ... good heavens! It's Bee, chinewrde and Osiris
bearing gifts of vodka, ciggies and aspirins!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 14 Dec 2000 at 11:18 GMT

Is the vodka shaken but not myrrh'd ?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 14 Dec 2000 at 11:23 GMT

On top form today then PQ !!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 14 Dec 2000 at 11:24 GMT

well if it was us 3, by the time we got there we'd have drunk the vodka, smoked the fags and started
on the asprins

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 15 Dec 2000 at 09:11 GMT

Oo-er, looks like I'm first here today. So pull back that flap and feast your eyes on: Montgomery
Clift (1940s/50s actor, for all you kiddies) in only a stetson and a smile. Yee-ha...

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Dan1 (in the United Kingdom) 15 Dec 2000 at 22:34 GMT

No mention yet of Craig Doyle. So: Craig Doyle not covered in chocolate.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2000 at 00:59 GMT

Fuck off Dan1, you have to pass midnight first yer thick bastard! What gutter were you dragged up
in? And to compound yer error, picking a vomit-inducing shite bag like Doyle!

AND, seeing as it's NOW gone midnight, I think I'll grab the honours thank you very much.

<prises open cardboard>

..... I know you're all waiting .....

<sneaks a quick look>

..... ah ha!!!! .....

It's the hunky Vin Diesel, buck naked, and ready to throttle every IQ-deficient bastard in the BR!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
MalB (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2000 at 15:19 GMT

My we are all sleeping late today!

Pry open the door marked 17 (as quietly as possible to avoid dsturbing the BR's collective hangover)
to reveal Ben Browder clutching a mug of steaming black coffee and a king-size packet
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of Resolve

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
SAMZ (in the United Kingdom) 18 Dec 2000 at 08:14 GMT

I know it's the third time I've opened a door but hey who's counting! And since this is my last day
@ work until the new year what the hell.

So who do we have here? Why Robbie Paul in his rugby boots and not a lot else.

Enjoy, have a great christmas you 'll an I'll 'see' you in the new year!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Angel (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2000 at 06:43 GMT

Actually I still haven't recovered from Day 17...

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2000 at 09:19 GMT

woohoo! my turn )

marcus schenkenberg in tiny calvins with a bottle of gin and lascivious look

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark D (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2000 at 12:23 GMT

Well apart from the Rugby League player, I don't seem to know who most of these blokes are. Will I
get my License to Practise Poofery revoked by admitting that?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
BitterAndy 20 Dec 2000 at 19:17 GMT

And for the 20th:

Angel, in yet another gratuitous scene of non-shirt wearing.... : )

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark D (in the United Kingdom) 21 Dec 2000 at 00:18 GMT

Sorry to say this chaps, but I've opened the door for the 21st and....

....it's Jenny in her birthday suit with nothing but some strategically-placed resin for her
violoncello bow.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Dave 22 Dec 2000 at 15:55 GMT

Well we are slow today! There's a door here waiting to be opened! So who's gonna do the honours?

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Simon B (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2000 at 17:25 GMT

Me! Oh look, tis Stephen Gately with only a Doctor Who novel to protect his jingly balls!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2000 at 18:48 GMT

Careful Simon, you'll give Iceman a hot flush!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Simon B (in the United Kingdom) 23 Dec 2000 at 00:16 GMT

Do Doctor Who books get his juices flowing then?!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
BitterAndy 23 Dec 2000 at 14:28 GMT

Well, hah, noone's opened it today either. I think something everyone can enjoy - The cast of Rocky
Horror Show performing the Time Warp.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Baroness Schraeder (in the United Kingdom) 23 Dec 2000 at 14:29 GMT

Nice one, BitterAndy!!

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
Mark (in the United Kingdom) 24 Dec 2000 at 12:21 GMT

Ooo, first here! Well, lets open the last door...

And its... Jeremy Sheffield (hunky Doctor in Holby City who also happens to be gay) wearing nothing
but a stethoscope and a cheeky grin.

Merry Christmas to one and all.

Re: BLUE ROOM ADVENT CALENDAR
He Who Must Not be Obeyed (in the United Kingdom) 27 Dec 2000 at 14:44 GMT

The Advent calendar is now closed 'til next year.