my boyfriends pets stare during sex
mike 1 Nov 2000 at 21:45 GMT

my boyfriend has a lizard and a frog as pets...he keeps them in his bedroom and whenever we have sex thses creatures stare at me...its freaking me out and affecting my sexual performance...he say these creatures are 'part of the family' and i should get used to it...i love this guy but this is weird..any ideas?

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Brodie 1 Nov 2000 at 21:50 GMT

Just think about the frog and the lizard they're not getting any sex at all and yet they have to watch you two guys having fun!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
wilf 1 Nov 2000 at 22:15 GMT

I am sorry mike for being amused, its not funny to you I know, but can't you throw a cover over them when making out, somewhat like you do a budgie at night. These creatures alway stare whatever is going on, strange pets to be sure.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Kev 1 Nov 2000 at 22:35 GMT

Let the poor little beggars join in!!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Bee™ 1 Nov 2000 at 23:00 GMT

Cover the cage with a cloth. Problem solved.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
adl 1 Nov 2000 at 23:10 GMT

I dated a guy who had a Sheltie (tiny collie) called Blue. Blue got used to sleeping in the bed with him, so when I was there the damn dog would try to push me out! And at times where we weren't sleeping, the bloody dog would jump on us in the middle of things or bark to be let out. I love dogs, but that one was jealous as hell!
I also used to live in a large house with three Shi Tuz (sp?). They had the habit of coming into the bathroom when I was there. It was weird. I couldn't pee because they'd be watching. Another time I was asleep in the tub and I woke when one sneezed - there were five little eyes staring at me (one of the dogs had a glass eye, so only five working eyes).

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
wilf 1 Nov 2000 at 23:15 GMT

LOL @ adl, You would be surprised how jealous Dalton is, not of John and I together, but anyone who calls and tries to kiss us gets the treatment, pushing them away with nose and paws, its amazing.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Brodie 1 Nov 2000 at 23:20 GMT

Dalton being your houseboy presumably wilf.LOL

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Tex Ritter 1 Nov 2000 at 23:25 GMT

R U sure they're staring - they could be just thinking or maybe asleep with their eyes open

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Satyricon 1 Nov 2000 at 23:25 GMT

A frog and a lizard? Jeez-sus, sounds too much like the pets of a serial killer to me.
Personally, I'd poison them. Problem solved.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Brodie 1 Nov 2000 at 23:25 GMT

Tex, I thought you died about 25 years ago. It's great to know that rumours of your death were greatly exagerrated!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Jim-S 1 Nov 2000 at 23:30 GMT

It's not that Australian giant lizzard by any chance, is it?
If it is, he might be thinking about dinner!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
mike 1 Nov 2000 at 23:45 GMT

thx for your help guys but not sure what to do...i forgot to mention he has names for them ...froggie and lizzy...and there is no way he would let me cover them up

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Satyricon 1 Nov 2000 at 23:50 GMT

Froggy and Lizzy? Are you making this up?
Have you ever thought of hiding the knives when staying at his place??

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Brodie 1 Nov 2000 at 23:50 GMT

Mike, your bf's not an exhibitionist by any chance is he? I mean in front of people is one thing but animals? Well to each his own!
I'm really sorry that I can't take your problem too seriously as I'm sure that in the great scheme of things it should be easy to overcome. It just sounds rather strange. Do they roam about the house?

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
h™ 1 Nov 2000 at 23:55 GMT

The phrase ''Love me, love my dog'' comes to mind. If they bother you too much, and he's adamant they stay, then I'm afraid it's time to move on. Not my favourite advice, but necessary, I think.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Satyricon 1 Nov 2000 at 23:55 GMT

You gettin' ideas there Brodie? Hmmmm? Seem a tad TOO interested in the details old chum

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
h™ 1 Nov 2000 at 23:55 GMT

And yes, guys; I have considered the likelyhood of this being yet another wind up. My advice stands.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Brodie 2 Nov 2000 at 00:05 GMT

Moi! Satyiricon, the angels blush when I enter the room.LOL
BTW I'm sure you know the old one 'I like flagelation, necrophilia and bestiality; am I flogging a dead horse?
None of the aformentioned are particular passions of mine I hasten to add before you get ideas!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Satyricon 2 Nov 2000 at 00:10 GMT

Yes, dear, well we'll see!
Off to bed now, g'nite all Mwah Mwah

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Brodie 2 Nov 2000 at 00:15 GMT

h™ go back to your phone and prepare for gvernment!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
h™ 2 Nov 2000 at 00:20 GMT

Still trying!!
(well I always was really1)

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
adl 2 Nov 2000 at 02:30 GMT

What about having sex in a room where they aren't?

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Toptom 2 Nov 2000 at 08:05 GMT

mike, you say '...he say these creatures are 'part of the family' and i should get used to it...' - why not invite your granny and cousins round to watch, let him get used to that!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
This Is The BoyFriend 2 Nov 2000 at 09:00 GMT

Just to let you guys know.....Froggie was a gift from Mike 1st, and he's plastic...Froggie I mean, not Mike! Mike's sweet! and sexy as hell!! He's just started this thread to be a big old silly and tease me. Lizzy btw is one of those sand stuffed lizards...don't know if you have them in the UK, but they were popular a couple years ago here and my Mom (I mean Santa :-) put Lizzy in my Christmas stocking back then. Thanks guys for the input...Froggie and Lizzy are grateful for the attention! Take care!
R
PS Mike, why don't you bring Piggy along and he can have hot threeway with Froggie and Lizzy????

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
BitterAndy 2 Nov 2000 at 12:15 GMT

How refreshing... IT's nice to see that there fellow mad people...

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
mike 2 Nov 2000 at 12:50 GMT

well first of all i dont have a license to transport the pig unless its too slaughter...secondly a pig would crush a frog and a lizard...hey!!!...maybe that the key...then they will stop staring....can i have the frog and the lizzard over for a night?

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Jenny 2 Nov 2000 at 12:55 GMT

Cello is an abbreviation for violoncello(not violincello). Some basses have a fifth string tuned to the B or C below the bottom E.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
tonyinbkk 2 Nov 2000 at 14:05 GMT

Jenny, thanks - sure the frog and lizard will find that info very useful when next they listen to Young Pets Guide to the Orchestra!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
chinewrde 2 Nov 2000 at 14:10 GMT

ROTFLMAO - excellent conversation )

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Don 2 Nov 2000 at 18:25 GMT

my cat was under the bed, and watching the going ons in the mirror, I just dropped the quilt over the edge so she couldn't see. So try and cover the pets up.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
adl 2 Nov 2000 at 18:35 GMT

Fine, you cat was only watching in a mirror. Try doing it when the boyfriend's damn dog is using his legs to try to push you out of bed or giving you a very wet, cold nose when and where you don't need or want it. I should have seen this as a sign, but new lust blinds you to faults.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Mark 2 Nov 2000 at 21:25 GMT

Best laugh I've had all day.
adl, what can I say? LOL!

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
mike 2 Nov 2000 at 22:35 GMT

glad u all find my situation funny....i likley have to spend time tonight with that frog and lizzard and was hoping for more help than this

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Rev Moon 3 Nov 2000 at 00:40 GMT

I'm not sure whether you should be allowing,nay encouraging pets to be voyueristic - it's wrong - we are stewards of God's little creatures

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
A. T. IST 3 Nov 2000 at 19:55 GMT

this discussion has taken on many slants but never thought religion would be one of them

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
wilf 3 Nov 2000 at 21:35 GMT

mike, make little blindfolds for them on your sewing machine, you could stick sequins on them to make them look pretty.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
adl 3 Nov 2000 at 21:40 GMT

Ha! Bril, Wilf! Perhaps you could do this as a sideline. Or get really dark sunglasses for them ...

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Kalides (in the United Kingdom) 24 Dec 2000 at 19:49 GMT

Less fortunate than she,nevertheless, in spite of his wealth of expression, he hadn't yet found the
image that described HER favourite game; all he could do was practically to leave it to her,
emulating her own philosophy.

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
h™ (in the United Kingdom) 24 Dec 2000 at 20:39 GMT

Got lost, K?

Re: my boyfriends pets stare during sex
Moloch (in Australia) 24 Dec 2000 at 22:49 GMT

Hmmm

George - www.facelink.com/monsterpup - my beloved household lunatic No.3 has a habit of wanting to
snuggle on the sofa. He has a tendency to elbow one out of the way and wriggle till one gets the
idea that he likes his comfort too..

When the beloved lunatic no.2 and I get amorous we have to put up with sighs, yawns and accusing
looks until he finally blows out his lips in a fair impersonation of James Robertson Justice and
collapses on his own bed.

I used to worry that he might get funny ideas but it seems he realises this is a species thing and
just goes to sleep... He wakes up after we've towelled down and expects company and snacks - family
life at its best.

Moloch - the original lizard -www.facelink.com/moloch1 - xxx