advice for a girl, please
Brody McQuim (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 15:01 GMT

hi boys, I know this is a shit time to be posting this when the room is grieving for poor Graham but I dont know where else to post this.

so, briefly, my friend has started dating a lovely guy. She was really keen on him until the other night when things went a bit further. The problem is, it turns out he is really tiny 'where it counts' (for her at least) and she is saying she cant possibly have a relationship with him now.

Should she just get over it, you cant have everything kinda thing ..what do you think?

Re: advice for a girl, please
¿ Xavier (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 15:06 GMT

perhaps she's too big (where it counts)

Re: advice for a girl, please
Brody McQuim (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 15:27 GMT

haha nope .. I checked!

Re: advice for a girl, please
® Wilf (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 15:38 GMT

You checked? Well let her check you, you might be a better bet than the current boy friend.

Re: advice for a girl, please
Brody McQuim (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 15:44 GMT

nah wilf we already been there, done that! lol

Re: advice for a girl, please
® Wilf (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 15:48 GMT

And got the teashirt I expect! well I suppose after you, everyone is going to look tiny, of course I am just guessing, but maybe she is trying to tell you something.

Re: advice for a girl, please
Claire (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 16:31 GMT

Why not see a doctor or specialist? Love between two people can overcome such difficulties - if there is any love involved here?

Re: advice for a girl, please
Brody McQuim (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 16:48 GMT

they've only had 2 dates! lol

Re: advice for a girl, please
® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 16:56 GMT

when you say tiny Brody what is the size?

the average is about 5 inches hard so if she wants more than
this she could be disappointed again!

OK OK we know we have all had larger

What has this guy got going for him otherwise a nice job, car, money, looks what.

Perhaps she is only looking for a really great shag!
and not a reliable boyfriend/date/husband

Re: advice for a girl, please
® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 17:40 GMT

ROFL!@ Xavier

Are you sure that only five inches is the average Frank? Surely the average is bigger than that, if not, I'm bigger than I thought!

Re: advice for a girl, please
® adl (in Canada) 29 Dec 2004 at 17:49 GMT

Oh River, bragging!?! Careful, or Frank will want to photograph you... I can see it now. You and Mike standing in front of Casa Thames, you with you in your left hand. River Gothic.

Re: advice for a girl, please
® adl (in Canada) 29 Dec 2004 at 17:53 GMT

Brody, obviously your friend is a size queen (er, what's the proper word for a straight woman into big dicks?). Too bad for her. The world is full of king-sized dicks attached to king-sized pricks. If a small dick is the breaking point for her, then perhaps she doesn't deserve him? Better to end it now before he invests too much time into this relationship.

I seem to recall from the Sunday Night Sex Show - a very popular program here - that smaller dicks can actually give a woman more pleasure because it tends to hit the right spot in what Chinewrde refers to as the loose meat sandwich. Larger dicks hit the back and therefore tend to leave most women to their own devices to achieve satisfaction.

Re: advice for a girl, please
® Dylan1 (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 18:36 GMT

It isn't the be all and end all is it?

Whatever happened to good old fashioned romance?

Re: advice for a girl, please
® Wilf (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 19:06 GMT

Only had 2 dates, well she's a forward hussy then, a real fast cat, if she's already seen his tiny how's you'r father.

RT, stop being modest darling, I've spoken to the Vicar, yes that vicar, he is steel reeling from the enormity of it...............all.

Re: advice for a girl, please
® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 19:30 GMT

River darling, your 215 miles are going to look huge against any average.

Re: advice for a girl, please
Brody McQuim (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 20:08 GMT

thank you all .. I do think she is being very superficial! her last guy was pornstar-dick .. but he was a wanker - did she learn?? No!!

poor guy, I feel sorry for him!
oh frank .. apparently she can get it all in her mouth no problem .. it certainly does sound small!
but us lezzers manage without dicks perfectly well do we not!!

Re: advice for a girl, please
marcus (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 21:42 GMT

Well, all I can say is if 5 inches is the norm then I might as well go straight! In my experience a good 6-7 half inches is the norm...pure bliss for us unashamed cocksucking, bum boy, size queens(so called) Most guys I know who are such admirers of the male appendage have been total masculine studs!

Re: advice for a girl, please
® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 29 Dec 2004 at 21:44 GMT

I can recommend this for a laugh

http://www.nobscan.com

don't open at work!

Re: advice for a girl, please
® emjay (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2004 at 00:00 GMT

I'm rather taken by the Sunday Night Sex Show that adl describes, isn't it a bit chilly in Canada for that sort of thing? I suppose it's a bit better than the Sunday night telly offering here, which is usually Pam Rhodes in a cashmere top describing God's love in some cathedral or other.

Re: advice for a girl, please
® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2004 at 09:19 GMT

LOL! Yes, sorry guys, having read my post it does sound like bragging, ooooooops wasn't meant to, that will teach me to read what I've written, before posting it!!!

LOL!@ Wilf, ah, you mean the new young vicar at ** ******* church, what can I tell ya, it was a moment of weakness,

Re: advice for a girl, please
® adl (in Canada) 30 Dec 2004 at 15:04 GMT

Emjay - the Sunday Night Sex Show is hosted by Sue Johanson (sp?), a 60ish grandmother, who is a riot. She casually sits there taking calls from across the country explaining how to finger your boyfriend, or spice up your sex life by you crawling on top ... She even has little bendable toys to illustrate positions. Then she has her treasure chest from which she pulls a new toy each week and rates them. It's a scream to see her wiggling a limp dildo around in the air saying it's over priced and wouldn't give any satisfaction ...

Re: advice for a girl, please
® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 30 Dec 2004 at 15:44 GMT

And when are the BBC buying the rights for this country?