The Blue Room Advent Calendar
® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 09:28 GMT

As a complement to the Pseud/Harpie extravaganza, might I suggest we revive the BR Advent Calendar, in which the first person who remembers each day 'opens' the door to reveal an alluring celeb in a festively filthy pose. Well, it was fun the past couple of years so let's see if it's a goer in 2004.

I am now tweaking open the first door to reveal...................................................

























Arsenal's Andalucian hottie Juan Antonio Reyes in just a Santa hat and a strategically placed chorizo. Feliz Navidad !

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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 10:17 GMT

photo of him here

http://www.dagbladet.no/sport/2004/01/30/389733.html

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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 10:45 GMT

Note to the non-football-aware: he's the short one.

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® Iscandar (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 11:15 GMT

Worth a squirt!

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® adl (in Canada) 1 Dec 2004 at 14:38 GMT

Good lord - PQ knowing about footballers! How butch.

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® Wilf (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 15:06 GMT

Mmmmmmmmmm, as always PQ you have such good taste, I love a Latin before breakfast, very fetching I'm sure.

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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 16:41 GMT

Adl, it's my proletarian roots - they do slip out at times.

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® adl (in Canada) 1 Dec 2004 at 16:58 GMT

Then you should buy the next size up.

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 19:03 GMT

Sort of Tom Cruisey aint he!
Nowhere near as cute as Alan Smith though: http://www.j-leeds.com/face/face_3/smith.jpg

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® adl (in Canada) 1 Dec 2004 at 20:03 GMT

Are you suggesting that's what PQ looks like?

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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 1 Dec 2004 at 21:05 GMT

No PQ is a bit between this guy

http://www.houseoffusion.com/users/images/fat_guy.jpg


and the other one. Nice beard! don't open at work!

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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2004 at 08:57 GMT

Fuck off, Frank.

And Pseud, dear, Alan Smith looks like a ferrety lesbian (and is also a nasty piece of work as a human being, if anyone cares).

I see nobody wants to open Door no.2 - spoilsports. I shall give you all until 10.30.

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2004 at 09:57 GMT

well I've sneaked in and opened door number 2 to find
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Chris O'Donnell topless under the Mistletoe (sp?)

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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2004 at 10:17 GMT

Lust has kept your spelling correct, love. Well done.

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2004 at 10:47 GMT

or maybe it was the lack of sleep last night

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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2004 at 10:50 GMT

Up all night watching those Last of the Summer Wine videos, eh ? You crazy young buck.

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 2 Dec 2004 at 12:16 GMT

no but I was thinking about watching Voyager as the firts 2 seasons arrived on DVD yesterday but the bf is not the sci-fi geek I am (yet) so I thought I'd spare him even iff he does gog the whole bloody bed

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® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2004 at 00:25 GMT

And in the dead of night, Tintin sneaks downstairs and with his cigarette lighter prises open door no. 3 to reveal...
























That camp old thing Jonathan Swain wearing nothing but his moustache and a pair of headphones round his ankles.

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® Poodle (in the United Kingdom) 3 Dec 2004 at 08:06 GMT

o and i wanted to be able to open up the little door and see simone lahbib in her next suit! mum, it's not fair!

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Jilly (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2004 at 06:41 GMT

Fear not, oh Poodle. Door number 4 contains no other than...




...Simone Lahbib in her birthday suit.

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2004 at 07:37 GMT

Silly Jilly! That's Steven Gateley in drag!
Disguised so that Iceman wouldn't recognise him and thereby he could have the weekend to himself for once.

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Jilly (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2004 at 09:40 GMT

It's a bloody good disguise if it really is Steven Gateley!

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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 4 Dec 2004 at 10:28 GMT

has he got protuding nipples that a dead giveaway!

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2004 at 06:56 GMT

And what do I find on this Sunday morning?
Why it's none other than the Archangel Gabriel with his horn.
Blow, Gabriel! Blow!

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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 5 Dec 2004 at 12:13 GMT

Kleenex anyone!

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2004 at 08:56 GMT

well this morning I open the door to see none other than the sexy Freddy Prinze Jnr is a sexy suit

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2004 at 11:56 GMT

Is he now? Wonders will never cease!

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2004 at 12:02 GMT

I thoguth today we's go for sexy and not porn

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® h™ (in the United Kingdom) 6 Dec 2004 at 18:03 GMT

Shame!

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® River Thames (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2004 at 09:24 GMT

At last! I'm in

As I open this mornings door, what do I find? A *completely* naked Leon Taylor, well I *think* it is, can't lift my eyes high enough to look at his face

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 7 Dec 2004 at 09:48 GMT

HTM: more is less this year you know

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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2004 at 09:08 GMT

Looks like I'm first )which is only fair as this is my last week here before Xmas).

Let's creak open door 8 to reveal............






























Richard Thingy the harsh Victorian factory owner from BBC costume-fest 'North and South', with a cruel smile, a beckoning eye & only an aspidistra to shelter his modesty.

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® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2004 at 21:00 GMT

where did I put the shears!

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 8 Dec 2004 at 21:20 GMT

Have you searched your slaves?

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2004 at 10:16 GMT

ok this morning I open the door
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and find Ben Browder in his sexy light leather trousers and topless

(Sorry I need to have a cold shower now)

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® Pier Queer (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2004 at 10:18 GMT

Yes, he's a hottie and no mistake.

Did you mean 'tight', lovey, or are the trousers in question a fetching shade of pale beige ?

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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2004 at 10:25 GMT

you should know by now that it's completely impossible to tell what he means

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 9 Dec 2004 at 10:40 GMT

PQ: you are right I did mean TIGHT he looks good in red or black leather I have to say, I did not think anyone in here would know who he was.

Chine I do make sense from time to time just to keep people off balance

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Duxk (in the United Kingdom) 10 Dec 2004 at 19:21 GMT

wot still not done number 10...!
OK, What do we have here....

Michael Owen, wearing nothing but rumpled footie socks...




and a come fuck me smile

<sigh>

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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2004 at 13:39 GMT

hurrah! it's my turn and the lovely jean-claude van damme is arsing about in pants

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® adl (in Canada) 11 Dec 2004 at 14:05 GMT

Now you're a muscle queen!?!

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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2004 at 14:15 GMT

for JC, i would be

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Delicia (in the United Kingdom) 11 Dec 2004 at 15:14 GMT

But Darlink he is so small except where he izza biggah!!
I hope that you were well tumbled when you got home yesterday Chine? and thhat you did not have to drag home half of the North Sea ??

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® malb (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2004 at 13:48 GMT

My we are all sleepyheads today - nearly 2pm and the door is still shut.

I prise it open to find Alex Despatie sprawled by the pool wearing nothing but a strategically placed Maple leaf.

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Bananaman (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2004 at 22:10 GMT

Alex who? I've never heard of him

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® malb (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2004 at 23:38 GMT

Canadian diver, drool.....

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® Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 12 Dec 2004 at 23:40 GMT

Seconded, Mal...a bit of alright!

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® Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2004 at 00:13 GMT

And saying as I seem to have the opportunity and the motive......PC Gary Best from "The Bill" (aka Ciaran Griffiths) with nothing but his truncheon.

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2004 at 07:41 GMT

But how much of the truncheon can you see?

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2004 at 11:22 GMT

I'm sureit's cheating opening the door at 00:13 Chine you have good taste J-C have a total come fuck me arse

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® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2004 at 11:29 GMT

it's not his arse i'm particularly interested in - have you seen the pics of him in speedos?! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWLLLLLLLLL!!!

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 13 Dec 2004 at 11:32 GMT

no but feel free to send me some pictures

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 14 Dec 2004 at 11:04 GMT

seeing as no one has openned the door today I get to open it and I find Paul Keating in the tightest boxers ever welcoming me in for a day of fun

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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 15 Dec 2004 at 12:56 GMT

ha ha! My turn at last! Although I’m very tempted to tantalise you all with a snap of Bottomtom on the beach … hauling open the door I can reveal …












the delicious Jason Robinson, just wearing a festive sprig of mistletoe.

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® h™ (in the United Kingdom) 15 Dec 2004 at 13:20 GMT

Where, where?????

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® Toptom (in the United Kingdom) 15 Dec 2004 at 13:25 GMT

just above the bit you'd like to kiss, naturally.

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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2004 at 11:17 GMT

Well seeing as I'm here first ...

Peeling back door number 16 reveals Frank, dead, after an agonising death, with a silver bullet through the head (missing his brains by feet) and a stake through the heart.

Now there's a real Christmas present for the BR.

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® Tintin (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2004 at 13:07 GMT

Tut, tut! I always suspected Satyricon had strange turn-ons, but TisFrank???

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welshdream (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2004 at 13:22 GMT

I will have to have the last ... ... Robbie Williams pulling his cracker

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® Satyricon (in the United Kingdom) 16 Dec 2004 at 13:25 GMT

Well you'll have to wait until tomorrow, welshdream.

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 17 Dec 2004 at 11:11 GMT

seems I'm first again

Today I open the door to find Tom Welling waiting for me on the bed

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® Sparlite (in the United Kingdom) 18 Dec 2004 at 10:29 GMT

And behind door 18, there's Bruno Langley dressed as one of Santa's elves. Oh how cute he looks.

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® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 18 Dec 2004 at 11:48 GMT

Never mind Bruno, give me his 'brother' Ryan Thomas, anytime..

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Jorge (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2004 at 17:49 GMT

Er.. Hello. Does your calendar not have a door 19? Maybe it was a manufacturing fault

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® h™ (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2004 at 18:23 GMT

The door's there - you've still time to open it!

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® mouse (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2004 at 18:29 GMT

Top right - can't miss it.
Well, obviously you did, but then you're a bit of a tit aren't you, 'Jorge'!

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Jorge (in the United Kingdom) 19 Dec 2004 at 21:42 GMT

Well, nobody opened it, so I will

Behind today's door we find Antonio Banderas in a pair of boots and he's got a very big chorizo. Mmmm, delicious!

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 20 Dec 2004 at 07:31 GMT

And on the 20th I find Will Young going down on Pierce Brosnan.
I just knew there had to be a reason behind Will's big wide smile!

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 21 Dec 2004 at 09:44 GMT

I get to open the door again

Well just to tease Wilf: I open the door to find Craig Doyle in just his tight whities and my god are they tight

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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2004 at 12:10 GMT

Hmmm, everyone must have skived off for Christmas

Still it means I get to open door number 22 to reveal
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Joe McFadden in his full Aladdin rig rubbing away at his magic








lamp

Re: The Blue Room Advent Calendar
® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2004 at 14:20 GMT

Ah, but it's what comes out of the lamp that makes it interesting!

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Widow Twankey (in the United Kingdom) 22 Dec 2004 at 16:10 GMT

Melba, darling. If I could make Christmas wishes come true, I'd magically transport the lovely Joe McFadden to you.

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® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Dec 2004 at 08:36 GMT

goody it's me again. today I open the door to see Elijah Wood and let me tell you he's not all hobbit

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® Melba (in the United Kingdom) 24 Dec 2004 at 15:42 GMT

Do I detect a lack of interest? Ah well, me again...


Behind door 24 we have Chris Cusiter covering his modesty with a red Santa hat, and lord does it need to be a bit hat!

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® h™ (in the United Kingdom) 24 Dec 2004 at 16:23 GMT

Or even a 'big' hat!

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Anonymous 25 Dec 2004 at 07:01 GMT

Jonmmy Depp wearing nothing but a cheeky smile







Happy Christmas all

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® Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 25 Dec 2004 at 19:30 GMT

Funny, I got Christ and a donkey in mine.
I shan't tell you what they were doing but I'm fairly sure it was sacreligious!