Craig Doyle
® Sparlite (in the United Kingdom) 19 Aug 2004 at 21:49 GMT

Why is Mr Doyle presenting Olympics Today? Didn't think he was a sports presenter. It's nice to see him back on TV, he looked gorgeous in that black shirt

I've just seen that butch woman Clare Balding chatting and flirting with the 3 blonde sailors who won gold medals. Craig was getting embarrassed by the conversation.

Re: Craig Doyle
® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 20 Aug 2004 at 08:28 GMT

so i said to roy, 'some of them are gay - which is fine. what did i say roy?'

'they're all poofs and lezzers'

'roy! you great shower of shit'



(with apologies to the fast show)

Re: Craig Doyle
® Flypoodle (in the United Kingdom) 20 Aug 2004 at 09:19 GMT

o don't diss the lovely clare balding. "that butch woman" indeed.

i was a little surprised to see craig too, i'm used to seeing his trolling around the maldives in his shorts. i have to say that the other day he wasn't being that sparkling, like he was slightly out of his depth, poor love.

Re: Craig Doyle
elmo (in the United Kingdom) 20 Aug 2004 at 11:57 GMT

cd is there as eye candy. he knows sod all about sport.

ps claire balding rocks - shes so non-pc!

Re: Craig Doyle
® Flypoodle (in the United Kingdom) 20 Aug 2004 at 14:16 GMT

are they trying to get you boys to watch? i'd have thought buff young men in swimming trunks was enough. o and cycling shorts, and those unitard things the gymnasts wear.

i get unduly excited when cb is on a question of sport. how sad does that make me?

Re: Craig Doyle
Simon Shags Doyley (sadly a Paper one) (in the United Kingdom) 20 Aug 2004 at 21:24 GMT

Oh Craig Doyle - just about the model of male perfection for me.

He's "real", personably, nice voice, etc. If ever a man should be gay, it is surely Craig (hehehe).

I know that he has a girlfriend, and now has a child, but I still don't believe he is hetero. I still fantasise about you Craig.

PS: Craig has been presenting Motor Cycle Racing programees for some time - though how he fits those in with his holiday duties and making babies is hard to figure.

PPS: Not that it matters to me, but you did realise that Craig is GINGER - a fact proved when his brother co-presented a travel item, and also when the sun catches his hair awkwardly sometimes after the boot polish has faded.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Flypoodle (in the United Kingdom) 21 Aug 2004 at 08:05 GMT

it's such a shame that he feels he has to be ashamed of his gingerness. in more ways than one. some one said something last night about claire making some remark about craig fancying one of the sailor boys. wish i'd heard that. sounds like she is teasing him cruelly.

Re: Craig Doyle
Craig who? (in the United Kingdom) 21 Aug 2004 at 08:45 GMT

simon, slip him a length and u might change his mind

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 21 Aug 2004 at 08:48 GMT

I was told last night he was straight.................yeah right

Re: Craig Doyle
limpest bizkit (in the United Kingdom) 21 Aug 2004 at 14:47 GMT

Ginger? Craig? Well are there any pictures of him pre-dye?? claire balding seems to be getting plaudits from the media for her non-pc, charimatic opionated style of presenting. she's no syncophantic steve ryder!

Re: Craig Doyle
even limper bizkit (in the United Kingdom) 21 Aug 2004 at 16:06 GMT

Ginger-Minge Craig? OOOOer, missus!

Re: Craig Doyle
® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 22 Aug 2004 at 14:48 GMT

lots of pictures here

http://www.geocities.com/craigdoyleonline/craigdoylepictures.htm

Re: Craig Doyle
® wilf. (in the United Kingdom) 22 Aug 2004 at 17:06 GMT

I'm surprised none of you remembered that he spent many a week in my erotic wardrobe doing pressups, even when I had got up, very dedicated young man, it's no wonder the BBC sent him to Athens.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 22 Aug 2004 at 19:23 GMT

I see you take your press up-counting seriously, wilf, prefering to do it from a prone position to ensure accuracy. No doubt CD was suitably grateful for your assiduousness.

Just one question......for which discipline was CD training? After all it's not as if he's actually taking part in the Olympics. Perhaps he said it would improve his commentating to have some hands on experience.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Shagger™ (in the United Kingdom) 22 Aug 2004 at 19:32 GMT

Whose hands? Doubtless Wilfies! [they get everywhere, allegedly]

Re: Craig Doyle
® emjay (in the United Kingdom) 22 Aug 2004 at 20:30 GMT

Ah, Craig Doyle. One of those celebrities who are quite well known but no-one has any idea why.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Flypoodle (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 08:14 GMT

surely he's well known for being a nice bit of irish.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 09:07 GMT

and we all like a nice bit of Irish

Re: Craig Doyle
® Flypoodle (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 09:18 GMT

yes we do

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 09:26 GMT

oh I forgot you do don't you

I can only think if 5 Irish men I lust after, I must think harder

Re: Craig Doyle
® adl (in Canada) 23 Aug 2004 at 14:13 GMT

Those would be the five you've missed? Were they in hiding?

Re: Craig Doyle
® chinewrde (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 14:21 GMT

i really don't understand the adoration of la doyle - the man's a simpering half-wit with no shoulders!

(he does get points for the accent tho )

Re: Craig Doyle
® adl (in Canada) 23 Aug 2004 at 15:13 GMT

I think the draw is the absence of a gag reflex. It's why Iceman is so popular.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 15:52 GMT

you know what I only wished I got about as much as you think I do as I'd be a happy man, I mean it's been ermmm oh fuck I've just lost my argument now as it's only been a couple of days

Re: Craig Doyle
® adl (in Canada) 23 Aug 2004 at 15:59 GMT

Yes, dear, I know, we keep track of troop movements.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 16:04 GMT

there was only 2 people in the house thank you

Re: Craig Doyle
® adl (in Canada) 23 Aug 2004 at 16:05 GMT

Yes, but where did you have your 'date'?

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 16:06 GMT

in Kent

Re: Craig Doyle
® adl (in Canada) 23 Aug 2004 at 16:08 GMT

"in" Kent? Surely not.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 16:11 GMT

SE London / Kent borders

Re: Craig Doyle
® Brodie (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 17:56 GMT

All this talk of your 'conquests', Icey leads me to ask whether the rumours are true, namely that your arse is classified by the Navy as a 'friendly port'.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Shagger™ (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 18:06 GMT

Well, they do say any port in a storm

Re: Craig Doyle
® adl (in Canada) 23 Aug 2004 at 18:16 GMT

And Iceman has found that portable storm kit soooo handy.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Shagger™ (in the United Kingdom) 23 Aug 2004 at 19:31 GMT

Re: Craig Doyle
Hmmm (in the United Kingdom) 24 Aug 2004 at 18:49 GMT

He is a very fit looking bloke.

Clare Balding is by far the best presenter, very funning and amusing. I think she likes em a bit young cos she seemed to have an eye for the very fit Nicole Cooke when she interviewed her at the start of the Olympics.

Re: Craig Doyle
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 25 Aug 2004 at 16:10 GMT

what makes you think my arse is a 2way street? you people are so rude about me, I only wish I was getting as much as you seem to think I am in fact if I got 1% of what you think I am I'd be over the moon

Re: Craig Doyle
® adl (in Canada) 25 Aug 2004 at 16:17 GMT

As opposed to over the fence?

Re: Craig Doyle
Hmmm (in the United Kingdom) 25 Aug 2004 at 19:13 GMT

Craig does not look like a ginger. He has dark eyebrowns and he's not pale and freckle like most gingers.

Re: Craig Doyle
Fire Queen (in the United Kingdom) 26 Aug 2004 at 20:57 GMT

He's not ginger. He's dark and tasty like a Kit Kat

Re: Craig Doyle
® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 26 Aug 2004 at 21:29 GMT

You can see from these photos he has black hair

http://www.mark-roberts99.freeserve.co.uk/sexy-guys_website/images/craig_doyle_index.html

GINGER CRAIGY
Simon single (in the United Kingdom) 26 Aug 2004 at 23:06 GMT

You CANNOT actually see very much in those photos, but there is a reddish "tinge" even in some of them.

I tell you, Craig did a joint holiday spot with his brother who was about as ginger as they come. I have since spotted definite gingerness in Craig's hair when the sun catches it awkwardly or maybe when he has let the dye grow out.

Fascinating really - not that I care what colour his hair is, though I wouldn't mind the chance to see his hair really close up - ALL of it !!!

Re: Craig Doyle..
® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 27 Aug 2004 at 00:39 GMT

Just de-wendying before I make my comment..

Can't understand what all the fuss is about... Give me Rugby League player Andy Farrell anyday.. Beats Doyle..

Re: Craig Doyle..
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 27 Aug 2004 at 11:28 GMT

no one beats Craig apart from Stephen maybe

Re: Craig Doyle..
® Shagger™ (in the United Kingdom) 27 Aug 2004 at 11:37 GMT

Now there's a picture in my mind.... Stephen Gately beating Craig Doyle, both naked of course, while Icicle watches and wishes he could join in...

Wilfie, (if you're there) take deep a few deep breaths dear!

Shagz™

Re: Craig Doyle..
® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 27 Aug 2004 at 16:42 GMT

Good job we don't all go for a similar type, I suppose.. I tend to prefer the bigger sporty type of man..

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
Nowtas (in the United Kingdom) 27 Aug 2004 at 19:38 GMT

"I tend to prefer the bigger sporty type of man"

(starts sobbing)

I can't help being weak willed with chocolate! Or cream cakes. Or real ale. Or lard. Or all four mixed in a blender.

Fine. Like fit blokes then Lad. Most of them have tiny willies anyway.

(blub!)

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
Hmmm (in the United Kingdom) 28 Aug 2004 at 07:26 GMT

Just because his brother is s ginger doesn't mean he is. It is possible for siblings to have different colour hair.

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® Lad (in the United Kingdom) 28 Aug 2004 at 08:32 GMT

You have a point, there, Nowtas.. I mean about the 'willy thing'.. LOL

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® wilf (in the United Kingdom) 4 Sep 2004 at 17:17 GMT

I've just got back to this topic, I must say I saw nothing ginger anywhere on CD and I had the best of views. I must say during the Olympics my favourite has to be Colin Jackson, I think he is just gorgeous. I think you have discussed before about if he is gay or not, anyway yesterday I bought his Autobiography, so I can take him to bed tonight (steady), and read all about him. Mmmmmmmmmmm, wonder if he would like to stay in the wardrobe?

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® Val (in the United Kingdom) 4 Sep 2004 at 18:04 GMT

Maybe if you could convince him that it was an open prison, with you as the sole warden...

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
Pseud (in the United Kingdom) 4 Sep 2004 at 20:52 GMT

Surely something to jump over now and then would be more enticing???

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® wilf (in the United Kingdom) 7 Sep 2004 at 09:57 GMT

Pity he isn't into pole vaulting, I have something he could use to hold on to for that.

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 7 Sep 2004 at 12:30 GMT

Jesus first Wilf gets confused on ages next he confused inches and millimeters now he thinks 10mm is metres

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® wilf (in the United Kingdom) 7 Sep 2004 at 15:26 GMT

@ Iceman, cheeky young scamp, in any cases I'm not into mm or metres or owt else foreign, feet and inches do me, at least I know what I'm getting of someone says 8".

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® Iceman (in the United Kingdom) 7 Sep 2004 at 15:41 GMT

you wish

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® wilf. (in the United Kingdom) 8 Sep 2004 at 14:23 GMT

And one Iceman that was answered nearly 44 years ago
Oops, I meant 4 years ago of course.

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
rory (in the United Kingdom) 12 Sep 2004 at 09:44 GMT

What pic of Craig Doyle, i haven't seen them someone elighten me, anyone except Wilf, he is ttttttooooo old.

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® TisFrank (in the United Kingdom) 12 Sep 2004 at 10:30 GMT

lots of pics here

http://www.geocities.com/craigdoyleonline/craigdoylepictures.htm

Re: Craig Doyle..(Andy Farrell topic)
® wilf (in the United Kingdom) 13 Sep 2004 at 13:16 GMT

Half a minute rory, whoever you might be, how dare you call someone at 31 OLD, you are heading for a slapped arse, less of your cheek or I'll set Shagger (my hero) onto you.